POSITION AVAILABLE: Wetnurse for ailing husband. Teeth not a problem because he has only one. Burping not necessary. The successful candidate will have perky nipples and dispense apple juice in lieu of milk. Inquire within.
MEL: Sorry, gotta be apple. I'm not a cran-apple fan.
MARY: You are a kind person, but I'm not trying to recruit any of my Blogger friends--it would seem somehow incestuous, plus I don't want any of you to see me in my jammies.
PENDULLLUM: THE SECOND MIA RETURNS IN AS MANY DAYS! Welcome back!
We've been very short of applicants (I believe we're still hovering around zero), and the screening process would be the usual--which means I haven't the faintest idea.
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And does Martha know?
STELLA: Are you kidding? It was Martha who placed the ad. The poor woman's plumb wore out.
Superb :)
hilarious. are you sure you want apple juice? maybe one cranberry one apple. you know. variety.
Wish I could oblige, and the lack of teeth is a real plus. But alas, I have none of the requisites!
MEL: Sorry, gotta be apple. I'm not a cran-apple fan.
MARY: You are a kind person, but I'm not trying to recruit any of my Blogger friends--it would seem somehow incestuous, plus I don't want any of you to see me in my jammies.
The commute would be hell, too.
Ah nipples, jammies and my dear old friend Charlie... I'm home.
ST. JUDE: IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU BACK! BOY, HAVE I MISSED YOU!
(Yes folks, I was screaming.)
I've missed you too xx
So how many applicants have you had????
And what is the 'screening' process for your nurses?
PENDULLLUM: THE SECOND MIA RETURNS IN AS MANY DAYS! Welcome back!
We've been very short of applicants (I believe we're still hovering around zero), and the screening process would be the usual--which means I haven't the faintest idea.
ewwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!
im going to be spending all night trying to get that image out of my mind ...thanks a LOT!
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