Monday, November 19, 2007

Classifieds

ITEMS WANTED: Door for door prize, fleas for flea market, silence for silent auction, and garage for garage sale. Winner of garage is responsible for its removal from the premises. Inquire within.

4 comments:

Kate said...

I've always been puzzled by the car boot sales we have over here. What do those people keep their spare tyres in once they have sold their car boots.

Charlie said...

KATE: I wonder the same thing about selling your garage: where in hell do you store all of your filthy garage crap once the garage is gone?

Mary Witzl said...

Along the same lines, isn't it weird that you can dust furniture and dust crops and in one case you are taking away whereas in the other you are adding?

It used to drive my students mad.

Kim Ayres said...

I always thought yard sales could be a bit complex if you want access to your house afterwards