Saturday, August 02, 2008

Classifieds

POSITION AVAILABLE: For nice Jewish lady with thick ankles to make authentic chicken soup for ill person. Canned (tinned) chicken soup is acceptable, except the kind with mushy noodles in it: Mush always make me puke, which isn't good when you're ill. Inquire within.

9 comments:

Jezebel said...

I'm Jewish without the cankles and I can make really good "Jewish Pencillan"!! No mushy noodles here! Al dente all the way and I poach my chicken in chicken stock! YUM-MY!!

Kim Ayres said...

Minestrone soup is the one to have - you can't tell whether it's already been regurgetated

Charlie said...

JEZ:: Of all the applicants, you are waaaay ahead. The question is, can you be nice without bitching all the time???

KIM:: Shame on you, posing as a Jewish lady. And I know you're not from Italy, either. NOTE TO ME: Don't eat the soup course at Kim's house.

Jezebel said...

Charlie, I'm Jewish for Pete sake! The bitching goes with the territory! If you can't deal with me hanging over your shoulder saying "UCH, you're too thin! Eat some more!", then you won't be able to deal with my soup! *wink*

Stinkypaw said...

I'm not Jewish nor do I have thick ankles, but I make darn good soup!

Feel better soon!

Charlie said...

JEZ: OK, Mom.

STINKY: Let me guess: French Canadian onion soup.

Stinkypaw said...

You got that right, with some good ale in it - can you smell it? ;-)

Attila The Mom said...

Make your own damn soup. ;-)

Stella said...

Make soup???? Can't you buy that???