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If I've got my history right, St Patrick's Day celebrates his arrival in Ireland with a lime green hat over a ginger wig with bushy sideburns. Drinking Guinness with a pig under his arm, he banished all the snakes from the land.
KIM: I believe your history is impeccable, but I have a question. Wasn't it hedgehogs from Finland that he banished?MOM: Happy Snarf Day to you too.
A belated Happy Irish -- I mean St Patrick's! -- Day to you, Charlie. I work with an Irishman, but he isn't a practicing one. He didn't even wear green to school. Sad, isn't it?
MARY: "An Irishman who doesn't practice"—I take that to mean he doesn't drink.And it's OK not to wear green—I didn't either because I don't have any green pajamas.
But of course! They were way too cute to keep them for me! I did email them to you as well.
SP: I don't remember the e-mail, but that's my fault and not yours.You are a gracious lady nonetheless.
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