Thursday, October 01, 2009
The Quality Control Manager
He's not really the Quality Control Manager.
Our house is like China—we have no quality control.
I just gave him the title to boost his doggy ego.
He's been fascinated with the dishwasher since the day he moved in.
His real title is Superintendant of Pre-Wash Operations.
You have to keep an eye on the Superintendant, though.
He steals forks, especially if there's cake on 'em.