tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post2893284846745065275..comments2023-10-24T01:47:32.025-07:00Comments on Professor B. Worm: The New Old MeCharliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00722567671925063706noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-57636636770739421652009-11-30T10:57:30.001-07:002009-11-30T10:57:30.001-07:00KIM: When all is said and done, I got tired of loo...<b>KIM:</b> When all is said and done, I got tired of looking at me every time I opened my blog.<br /><br />If memory serves, you've changed your photo a time or two.<br /><br />On top of that, Jimmy B. told me in secret that you sell souls to the devil. I'd like my cut, please.<br /><br /><b>MAP:</b> Getting a hairdo wouldn't put you in your sixties with Richards. And you wouldn't have to be led to the stage like Richards. And it wouldn't make you fall out of trees like Richards.<br /><br />To hell with it. Just wear a cap.Charliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00722567671925063706noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-64202836304823934512009-11-29T18:20:03.615-07:002009-11-29T18:20:03.615-07:00Charlie, I'm not THAT feckin' old! I may b...Charlie, I'm not THAT feckin' old! I may be bald, but I have a face like a baby's arse! ?????mapstewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07159592046833798019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-55406337530360423812009-11-29T09:46:45.973-07:002009-11-29T09:46:45.973-07:00So after all that, you've gone and changed you...So after all that, you've gone and changed your profile photo?<br /><br />Fly me out to Arizona and I'll take your photo :)Kim Ayreshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02656677501116622953noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-87067993834728703642009-11-28T12:34:52.123-07:002009-11-28T12:34:52.123-07:00MADAME: Thank you so much for your discretion. The...<b>MADAME:</b> Thank you so much for your discretion. The scorpion photo is an experiment I am conducting. As with all of my experiments in the past, it will most likely explode on me.<br /><br />It is a pleasure to meet you. [Charlie lightly touchs his lips to the Madame's outstretched hand.]Charliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00722567671925063706noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-6234263628753656772009-11-28T10:16:27.044-07:002009-11-28T10:16:27.044-07:00I feel, as we've never been introduced, that I...I feel, as we've never been introduced, that I should refrain from comment in case it appears rude. However, I am sure that the photo barely does you justice - in the nicest possible way.Madame DeFargehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08172239340844485940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-10836913323501023322009-11-27T20:35:35.253-07:002009-11-27T20:35:35.253-07:00It must be open mike night down at the funny farm....<b>It must be open mike night down at the funny farm.</b><br /><br /><b>TUI:</b> I don't mind the Irish part, but comparing me to Paddy's pig is rude, crude, and socially unacceptable. (Although I do have a tendency to snort a lot, now that I think about it.) Okay, you're forgiven.<br /><br /><b>LINDA:</b> Pulling the old Dorian Grey (Gray) ruse on me doesn't work. It's literati claptrap, a myth.<br /><br />"Myth, oh myth, may I have the check please?" Dorian lisped across the crowded dining room.Charliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00722567671925063706noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-51980702348180228112009-11-27T20:16:31.467-07:002009-11-27T20:16:31.467-07:00ROBERT: After watching that 3 minute video, I deci...<b>ROBERT:</b> After watching that 3 minute video, I decided it would take me about 15 years to do the same thing.<br /><br />And Kim's portfolio is great.<br /><br /><b>MAP:</b> Be careful about what you hope for: with hair you're liable to look like Keith Richards.<br /><br /><b>JIMMY:</b> Thanks for the tip. So <i>that's</i> how Ayres makes his money, huh?<br /><br /><b>FAY:</b> Oops, Jimmy's secret is out already.Charliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00722567671925063706noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-91550008061987449492009-11-27T19:34:06.425-07:002009-11-27T19:34:06.425-07:00No....no...YOU'RE supposed to look younger, an...No....no...YOU'RE supposed to look younger, and your PICTURE is supposed to get older-looking.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-74262144346505315312009-11-27T18:40:26.121-07:002009-11-27T18:40:26.121-07:00Well you're more in focus but you're still...Well you're more in focus but you're still as Irish looking as Paddy's pig. Can't photoshop THAT out of you!<br />TuiTiffinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13778085151055551720noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-218181506286517142009-11-27T15:15:25.872-07:002009-11-27T15:15:25.872-07:00Jimmy, I suspected as much. That Kim is a shifty ...Jimmy, I suspected as much. That Kim is a shifty one.Fay Campbellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17123764854210271111noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-33905513513375559902009-11-27T13:54:25.623-07:002009-11-27T13:54:25.623-07:00Charlie, I didn't want to tell anyone this bef...Charlie, I didn't want to tell anyone this before, but it's time the world realised that Kim Ayres takes our photies and steals our soul to sell to the divil.<br /><br />Our secret..reet?Barlinniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07555629852012324360noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-57033820694812777442009-11-27T12:40:46.824-07:002009-11-27T12:40:46.824-07:00I'm hoping he can do hair restoration! :¬)
...I'm hoping he can do hair restoration! :¬)<br /><br />Have a good weekend.mapstewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07159592046833798019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-4145215323892647992009-11-27T11:18:47.633-07:002009-11-27T11:18:47.633-07:00We probably all could use a little Photoshopping a...We probably all could use a little Photoshopping after yesterday's day of national gluttony. <br /><br />Check out this bit of Photoshop magic here: <br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGZYpiEv1gw<br /><br />By the way, Kim's photo portfolio is very striking. Thank you for sharing it.Robert the Skeptichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10863488312604865183noreply@blogger.com