tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post3424211485776020524..comments2023-10-24T01:47:32.025-07:00Comments on Professor B. Worm: Duct Tape and MeCharliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00722567671925063706noreply@blogger.comBlogger32125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-11842292686712924712010-04-27T16:18:58.949-07:002010-04-27T16:18:58.949-07:00This is a good one Charlie -
Late to comment but n...This is a good one Charlie -<br />Late to comment but never the less laughing...My only thought is the last picture doesn't look like the phoenix area.... more mountain like... I love duct tape and wine corks.. what I've done with those one can only imagine.<br /><br />lol!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10360453947198770223noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-49921854568972438072010-04-26T07:08:58.887-07:002010-04-26T07:08:58.887-07:00Do you have Red Green suspenders, Charlie? Red Gr...Do you have Red Green suspenders, Charlie? Red Green is the Canadian King of Duct Tape. When one of my lads was about 12, he took an entire roll of duct tape to camp with him "just in case". When he found a bigger kid bullying a little guy he duct taped him to a tree.<br /><br />It comes in wonderful colours now.Tiffinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13778085151055551720noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-14319201504456653182010-04-25T10:17:28.934-07:002010-04-25T10:17:28.934-07:00MAMI: You are a PC person, aren't you. It'...<b>MAMI:</b> You are a PC person, aren't you. It's okay—you could have said I'm cheap and lazy because it's twue, it's twue.<br /><br /><b>PAPA:</b> It's still a damn good idea, isn't it. A lot of people don't get checks or Nudist Quarterly in the mail, so glass would work fine.<br /><br /><b>JOANNA:</b> Having perused your blog, I suspect you can think of about a million things to do with duct tape—erotically, of course.<br /><br />That opens a whole new world to me—to hell with hot water heaters and mailboxes.Charliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00722567671925063706noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-11942019935188268512010-04-25T00:58:36.660-07:002010-04-25T00:58:36.660-07:00LMAO! Brilliant! I too am a fan of duct tape :)LMAO! Brilliant! I too am a fan of duct tape :)Joanna Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15944673677004607976noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-42457637192394441362010-04-24T05:42:27.908-07:002010-04-24T05:42:27.908-07:00ahh yes I'm still alittle naiveahh yes I'm still alittle naivepapa tnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-57737024196365153972010-04-23T13:20:26.496-07:002010-04-23T13:20:26.496-07:00I think mostly you do it because you are too "...I think mostly you do it because you are too "frugal" and too "busy" to go to Sears.Claudya Martinezhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17034216831504207496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-72285986984353815862010-04-23T10:24:21.881-07:002010-04-23T10:24:21.881-07:00MEG: Sleeping alone! Perish the thought! Give Mr. ...<b>MEG:</b> Sleeping alone! Perish the thought! Give Mr. Meg a break, like I said in the post. It's the message that counts, not the medium.<br /><br /><b>BARB:</b> It's eerie, how much alike we are. Not only are we masters of taping with duct, we both like to chat a mile a minute with our mouths full of food. Boy, some fun we could have.<br /><br /><b>HOPE:</b> You're an impressive woman. And I would never have guessed that a group of senior ladies make a lot of noise.<br /><br />Actually, duct tape comes in different colors for different puposes. I have to use red tape because it's for stucco—if I used regular old gray, all the stucco would pull away from the chicken wire underneath it.<br /><br /><b>PAPA:</b> The drawback to glass is that thieves can see (and smell) gov't checks a mile away, and lots of people don't use direct deposit. The same thing would happen to my copies of Nudist Quarterly magazine.<br /><br /><b>MURR:</b> I've made other arrangements to fix my manhood, should it ever be damaged.Charliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00722567671925063706noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-83968288398149129782010-04-22T21:17:03.787-07:002010-04-22T21:17:03.787-07:00I'm all for you defending your manhood, but go...I'm all for you defending your manhood, but god forbid it ever needs fixing.Murr Brewsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-75053483356639363512010-04-22T16:38:30.267-07:002010-04-22T16:38:30.267-07:00glass mailbox clear genius, you need a patent atto...glass mailbox clear genius, you need a patent attorneypapa tnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-62748085275986295212010-04-22T16:21:17.524-07:002010-04-22T16:21:17.524-07:00While I was waiting for the "Maintenance Guy&...While I was waiting for the "Maintenance Guy" at work to come fix a broken window pane at our Sr. Center, I placed a thin board over the missing glass. And yes, I duct taped it in place.<br /><br />Two problems with that:<br />1. The Maint. Guy was in awe that I'd found BLACK duct tape.<br /><br />2. He thought I'd done such a good job, he didn't want to replace the window. But he did....because a group of senior citizen women make a lot of noise. Well, if you can't reach the roll of duct tape. ;)hopehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03306622656461205674noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-37273713220477824712010-04-22T13:54:12.108-07:002010-04-22T13:54:12.108-07:00Oh dear, I think we must be related. I buy duct t...Oh dear, I think we must be related. I buy duct tape by the caseload and have fixed everything from woodpeckers holes in the siding, to cat scratches on the chesterfield. Casa del Zombie is a classy place.Barbara Bruederlinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14476249934930666695noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-35079610156827401762010-04-22T11:17:54.494-07:002010-04-22T11:17:54.494-07:00That's where you'll be sleeping! Alone.
...That's where you'll be sleeping! Alone. <br /><br />I know about this one. ;) My silly husband did that last Christmas. He didn't ready the couch.Meghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17975473150053998560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-80966129519179219792010-04-22T10:52:20.986-07:002010-04-22T10:52:20.986-07:00LISLEMAN: There is a clutter problem, unless you &...<b>LISLEMAN:</b> There is a clutter problem, unless you "stick" directly to repairs with your handy tape.<br /><br /><b>DIANE:</b> No you don't. Believe me. You are a sane woman, and it would be nice if you stayed that way.<br /><br /><b>MEG:</b> MEG! What in the world of duct tape are you suggesting in Step 6???<br /><br /><b>PONITA:</b> As an official jerry-rigger, I salute you. (A lot of people don't know that term.)<br /><br />Ah, those bandages are made to <i>look like</i> duct tape--pretty neat for the guy (or gal) who has everything.Charliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00722567671925063706noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-39556272056013973442010-04-21T20:16:44.143-07:002010-04-21T20:16:44.143-07:00Charlie, I am my father's daughter... So it...Charlie, I am my father's daughter... So it's Ms Fixit... but I can change personas when Nurse Ponita needs to work. The ability to jerry-rig things comes in handy when doing complicated dressing changes on patients. ;-)<br /><br />You can buy <a href="http://www.strangenewproducts.com/2005/09/duct-tape-bandages.html" rel="nofollow">duct tape bandages</a>, you know... I've seen them at Home Depot.Ponita in Real Lifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06886875733169389887noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-85657167158211729922010-04-21T18:57:34.664-07:002010-04-21T18:57:34.664-07:00Duct tape is also good for wrapping presents. Here...Duct tape is also good for wrapping presents. Here's a fun project for you to try: <br /><br />Step 1: Get Martha something sparkly that comes in a tiny box. <br /><br />Step 2: Wrap it in Christmas paper (or newspaper). <br /><br />Step 3: Wrap the wrapped present with duct tape -- half a roll should do fine. <br /><br />Step 4: Place sheets, pillow and blanket on the couch. <br /><br />Step 5: Hand her the present. <br /><br />Step 6: Retreat to readied couch.Meghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17975473150053998560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-37728620501037423482010-04-21T15:42:00.335-07:002010-04-21T15:42:00.335-07:00LOL LOL.....I wish my husband was half as innovate...LOL LOL.....I wish my husband was half as innovated as you Charlie.(Diane) Bibliophile By the Seahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10519875632878992728noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-42252194008867899022010-04-21T14:36:03.404-07:002010-04-21T14:36:03.404-07:00thanks for the invite over to see the duct tape wo...thanks for the invite over to see the duct tape wonders.<br />I do enjoy the challenge of fixing something with whatever is laying around. That brings to another disagreement - stuff laying around. Of course you need lots of odds and ends because you don't know what challenge is coming next.Bill Lislemanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15187273560129198423noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-76505595798805957812010-04-21T12:30:12.090-07:002010-04-21T12:30:12.090-07:00PAT: I'm sorry, but I'm not familiar with ...<b>PAT:</b> I'm sorry, but I'm not familiar with Heath Robinson. I'm betting, though, that he's quite brilliant.<br /><br /><b>STINKY:</b> I agree that duct tape isn't the solution to <i>everything</i>—it's no good, for example, for duct work.<br /><br />And you like my glass mailbox! I'm thinking of putting a lid on it so the rain doesn't ruin all my junk mail.<br /><br /><b>LINDA:</b> If it works for warts, I wonder if it works like Preparation H—only much much faster.<br /><br /><b>SAMM:</b> Not MY third grade teacher. Since I went to Catholic school, creativity and thinking for oneself was highly discouraged. Not the party line, you see.<br /><br /><b>KIM:</b> That's the second time in a week my bikini line has been mentioned: Map said something stupid about it too.<br /><br /><b>LINDA:</b> Thank you for shrieking and waking up the hounds.Charliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00722567671925063706noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-27339126509764816622010-04-21T11:46:02.241-07:002010-04-21T11:46:02.241-07:00@Kim ***SHRIEEEEEEK***@Kim ***SHRIEEEEEEK***Linda Koonshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05614162024708881395noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-52657904076659223982010-04-21T11:17:04.804-07:002010-04-21T11:17:04.804-07:00You can use it for tidying up your bikini line too...You can use it for tidying up your bikini line too...Kim Ayreshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02656677501116622953noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-35068969342067266602010-04-21T10:51:59.909-07:002010-04-21T10:51:59.909-07:00There were so many funny comments up top :) glad I...There were so many funny comments up top :) glad I read most of them...<br /><br />-Samm :)<br /><br />PS my third grade teacher would have given you three smiley face stickers on your craft project, Charlie.Sammhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05932213526679409227noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-51998515778155036152010-04-21T10:08:22.445-07:002010-04-21T10:08:22.445-07:00I have a little piece of duct tape stuck to my thu...I have a little piece of duct tape stuck to my thumb right now---it removes warts. Really.Linda Koonshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05614162024708881395noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-64564053960506892362010-04-21T09:40:23.875-07:002010-04-21T09:40:23.875-07:00Ah duct tape, every men's answers. At times, ...Ah duct tape, every men's answers. At times, no matter how well intentioned one man can be, duct tape is not the answer!<br /><br />Must say, I like the glass mail box, seems practical and all.stinkypawhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04418558395508830375noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-38336707608575007862010-04-21T07:57:05.399-07:002010-04-21T07:57:05.399-07:00Heath Robinson is alive and well and living in Ari...Heath Robinson is alive and well and living in Arizona.<br />You are a hoot Charlie but you've talked your way out of being a toy boy;)Pathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01529798893653033970noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-49340058714614376092010-04-21T07:31:38.132-07:002010-04-21T07:31:38.132-07:00SAVANNAH: I support the local economy by paying a ...<b>SAVANNAH:</b> I support the local economy by paying a pro <i>double</i> to fix my screw-ups. They usually give me a little discount, though, for a good laugh.<br /><br /><b>ROBERT:</b> Just another example of the absurdities of life.<br /><br /><b>FAY:</b> So am I—I have an aversion to icky stuff. But you know, duct tape would be better than stitches because it wouldn't leave a scar.<br /><br /><b>ALICE:</b> WD-40 is another of man's great inventions, right behind duct tape.<br /><br />Do they have an outlet store at world headquarters?<br /><br /><b>PON:</b> That's kinda scary: a nurse with the intelligence of a four-year-old.<br /><br />It's nice to know, though, that you are acquainted with the fine art of jerry-rigging.<br /><br /><b>MAP:</b> Glad you had a laugh. And I know bands use a ton of tape for cables and stuff—you'd look like idiots tripping over everything.<br /><br /><b>BABE:</b> I love it: your hubby has no intentions of changing it. Unless he likes the glass idea.Charliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00722567671925063706noreply@blogger.com