tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post3751868635150693317..comments2023-10-24T01:47:32.025-07:00Comments on Professor B. Worm: HelpersCharliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00722567671925063706noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-27954348795907036992010-07-20T15:03:52.481-07:002010-07-20T15:03:52.481-07:00MURR: That is absolutely BRILLIANT advice! I have ...<b>MURR:</b> That is absolutely BRILLIANT advice! I have to admit, though, that I did the exact opposite on number 3: I think I need some advice on doing laundry . . .Charliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00722567671925063706noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-23947212036267094032010-07-19T23:08:10.327-07:002010-07-19T23:08:10.327-07:00I have just realized that almost no one ever asks ...I have just realized that almost no one ever asks me for advice. As a result I have a lot of pent-up advice that is doing nobody any good, so I think I'll unload some here. Let's start with:<br /><br />(1) It is never too early to get in the habit of crossing your legs when you sneeze.<br /><br />(2) A true friend will judge you by the content of your character, not by the condition of your underwear.<br /><br />(3) Bleach goes in after the water and detergent are already mixed.Murr Brewsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-3811466719485532082010-07-17T20:56:57.177-07:002010-07-17T20:56:57.177-07:00Dear Perfessor,
Should I leave a comment here? N...Dear Perfessor, <br />Should I leave a comment here? No? Oh you are absolutely right. I will definitely not leave a comment.<br />You are so wise.Barbara Bruederlinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14476249934930666695noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-13347627630095790862010-07-17T18:05:32.716-07:002010-07-17T18:05:32.716-07:00An assful of kittens - ha! Love it.
That was one...An assful of kittens - ha! Love it. <br /><br />That was one hilarious and well-written post Very glad Mr LS sent me here. (He is very persuasive you know.)grumpyhttp://www.grumpyyounglady.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-61166457806944769692010-07-17T17:11:14.619-07:002010-07-17T17:11:14.619-07:00The wonderful thing about your blog, Perfesser, is...The wonderful thing about your blog, Perfesser, is that the responses are just as funny/quirky/interesting as your lectures.Tiffinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13778085151055551720noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-1210140402088492042010-07-17T13:34:23.351-07:002010-07-17T13:34:23.351-07:00Whenever people ask me for advice - which is often...Whenever people ask me for advice - which is often because I evidently have "I care" tattooed on my forehead which is often a fecking lie - I tell them one of two things: Rice Krispies or Don't stick no beans up your nose.<br />One of those answers will work every time. <br />I'm doing the happy dance that I often do after reading your blog.Fay Campbellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17123764854210271111noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-71082145451553705772010-07-17T13:26:21.216-07:002010-07-17T13:26:21.216-07:00Hello! Mr London Street sent me and I'm glad h...Hello! Mr London Street sent me and I'm glad he did! This is soooo funny I laughed out loud. Genius. Ssarah at secret housewifehttp://secretworldofahousewife.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-33193082888118027952010-07-17T13:09:17.172-07:002010-07-17T13:09:17.172-07:00Check my blog out. You've won something.Check my blog out. You've won something.Mr London Streethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05141191628680903646noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-39248940025217778052010-07-16T18:36:41.846-07:002010-07-16T18:36:41.846-07:00This is intelligently very funny.
I am at the s...This is intelligently very funny. <br /><br />I am at the stage of my life where I seek my children's advise.Lisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02399300464457820101noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-72961623133872707532010-07-16T13:30:59.046-07:002010-07-16T13:30:59.046-07:00What an amusing topic. Elder respect in today'...What an amusing topic. Elder respect in today's world has wained. The youth have more "I know best".No advice needed. That's notl up for debate. You make me smile. Your humour is better than any advice. And laughter is better than many pills. Thanks, Professor!Heidrun Khokhar, KleinsteMottehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16174142810114806410noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-78857728322372814872010-07-16T12:32:12.861-07:002010-07-16T12:32:12.861-07:00Yes, I am that person too! I have so many good id...Yes, I am that person too! I have so many good ideas and such great plans, but nobody damn well listens to me!<br /><br />And my kids are 4, 5, and 6, but especially 4 lately. My husband is 5 and 8 mainly.Mary Witzlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06458299046574564155noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-52511973721891310552010-07-16T08:13:11.216-07:002010-07-16T08:13:11.216-07:00my friend once told me, "I don't think yo...my friend once told me, "I don't think you really want to hear my advice. I'm sure you already know the answer to your question. You just want a sympathetic ear who will listen to you"Royhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10597983153476226667noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-64809818429726573382010-07-16T05:37:33.643-07:002010-07-16T05:37:33.643-07:00That sounds like my kids! LOLThat sounds like my kids! LOLAttila the Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02158308703617226652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-90688470436080407302010-07-16T03:55:13.702-07:002010-07-16T03:55:13.702-07:00What Robert the Skeptic said! Most people, as far ...What Robert the Skeptic said! Most people, as far as I can see, want to be told they're doing just fine but the rest of the world is at fault. Poor bastards.Erylhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06008344023000459577noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-59095173577792291352010-07-16T03:04:01.880-07:002010-07-16T03:04:01.880-07:00I once thought about writing a short story based o...I once thought about writing a short story based on the idea that in the village is a man who knows the answer to everything. He can give you an answer, a plan or a set of instructions to achieve anything you want in life. Anything. And everyone knows he can do this. But the world is split into those who never ask him and those who never follow the advice he givesKim Ayreshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02656677501116622953noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-10904854324137745772010-07-15T19:06:39.868-07:002010-07-15T19:06:39.868-07:00That's funny, people NEVER ask me for advice. ...That's funny, people NEVER ask me for advice. Even when I have it to give. And it's good.Alicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10262132543395998379noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-88493067617046820472010-07-15T15:29:44.615-07:002010-07-15T15:29:44.615-07:00I swear the answer is #3. :)
At one point my sis...I swear the answer is #3. :)<br /><br />At one point my sister would call me, moan about her life, ask for my advice and end the call with, "Mind your own damn business!"<br /><br />Sigh.<br /><br />Do you also have the kind of face that makes people in every store believe you work there or at least know where everything should be? I do.hopehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03306622656461205674noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-56649212289119850282010-07-15T13:05:54.289-07:002010-07-15T13:05:54.289-07:00Charlie, I meant that the alcoholic and I are so d...Charlie, I meant that the alcoholic and I are so different--not you and I. Sorry for the confusion. I totally agree with what you wrote here. I simply think differently from the alcoholic and this role playing brought that front and center in my face.Sydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05642843245634635843noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-54599173113668537122010-07-15T07:16:23.554-07:002010-07-15T07:16:23.554-07:00It is really tough doling out advice even when som...It is really tough doling out advice even when someone begs you for it. I don't like giving advice about something really important. You probably look way more intelligent than I do, that why you are asked for advice so much.CiCihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08615265608675467505noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-80484892958454071222010-07-15T06:59:28.607-07:002010-07-15T06:59:28.607-07:00The dirty bastards! They should listen to you. ...The dirty bastards! They should listen to you. Say, Charlie, I need a new refrigerator. Should I buy a Maytag, or a Frigidaire? Should I get it from Sears, or Lowe's? Whaddya think, freezer on top, or on bottom?Linda Koonshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05614162024708881395noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-71595030382075239872010-07-15T06:03:28.169-07:002010-07-15T06:03:28.169-07:00Are you sure you aren't busy writing an advice...Are you sure you aren't busy writing an advice column? You are so helpful and all you get is a brilliant column for us to enjoy! I loved this story, Charlie, and I'm glad you are coming back to life here.DJanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07152183871573797791noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-91787888949840413852010-07-15T05:58:30.474-07:002010-07-15T05:58:30.474-07:00Newish student here. Great points. Advise is worth...Newish student here. Great points. Advise is worth exactly what people pay for it. Start charging for the service. People are less likely to ignore what they have to pay for with hard earned money.Daddy Hawkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01386749814126280114noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-79630851165240667352010-07-15T04:46:34.296-07:002010-07-15T04:46:34.296-07:00Soooo true. You are absolutely right. ;)Soooo true. You are absolutely right. ;)Meghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17975473150053998560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-18877457205304327002010-07-15T00:59:22.505-07:002010-07-15T00:59:22.505-07:00Charlie, I reckon the only thing to do when asked ...Charlie, I reckon the only thing to do when asked for advice is to give two diametrically opposite answers - that way you either double your chance of someone taking your advice or ensure they'll never ask again.Sharon Longworthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18120227975152565893noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-6832801412986414262010-07-15T00:43:13.253-07:002010-07-15T00:43:13.253-07:00Charlie - I agree with you completely, haha. I kno...Charlie - I agree with you completely, haha. I know a little about a lot, which can be rearranged to say there's a lot of things about which I know only a little! People ask me and ignore me. In fact I appear to have made a career out of it. As I get older people expect me to be even more wise. The only wisdom I have is that I have learnt very little. Life is what happens whilst we are making plans.Philip Doddhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13164671362164285231noreply@blogger.com