tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post8328046895875782563..comments2023-10-24T01:47:32.025-07:00Comments on Professor B. Worm: Gather 'Round la ToiletteCharliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00722567671925063706noreply@blogger.comBlogger33125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-38401929441113787182011-08-03T22:35:59.464-07:002011-08-03T22:35:59.464-07:00First off, "handling frogs in the swamp out b...First off, "handling frogs in the swamp out back" is just another name for...well. Anyway, embrace your colonoscopy. I loved mine. I can't wait to have another. Although next time see if you can't get the 4 oz bottle instead of the 2-liter. I still don't know why some doctors prescribe the one and not the other. 4 oz rocks. Two liters and you're going to be cleaning things that don't really need polishing.Mary Brewsternoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-55523355233782426462011-08-03T13:59:52.083-07:002011-08-03T13:59:52.083-07:00Yes, a shitload of Spanish dubloons would come in ...Yes, a shitload of Spanish dubloons would come in handy. Thanks.Charlie Callahanhttp://thefirstbookoftesticles.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-7221226018944355222011-08-03T13:57:10.238-07:002011-08-03T13:57:10.238-07:00Not yet, Mom, but it will be. Thanks for asking.Not yet, Mom, but it will be. Thanks for asking.Charlie Callahanhttp://thefirstbookoftesticles.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-48141168420415929942011-08-03T13:56:09.719-07:002011-08-03T13:56:09.719-07:00You bet: I have both the unabridged edition of War...You bet: I have both the unabridged edition of <i>War and Peace</i> (I'm on page 4), and the latest issue of <i>Nudist Quarterly</i> (I read it for the articles).Charlie Callahanhttp://thefirstbookoftesticles.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-34230541748100068242011-08-03T11:03:43.798-07:002011-08-03T11:03:43.798-07:00Sooooo...was the heinie shiny enough? ;-)Sooooo...was the heinie shiny enough? ;-)Attila the Momnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-30279627620873198402011-08-02T18:06:34.109-07:002011-08-02T18:06:34.109-07:00Maybe they will dislodge something cool like gold ...Maybe they will dislodge something cool like gold or diamonds? Hears to hoping your "hosing" makes you rich!Mind of a Madmannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-90361874269908185132011-08-02T17:13:45.335-07:002011-08-02T17:13:45.335-07:00I sure hope you got some rivetting reading materia...I sure hope you got some rivetting reading material in the loo!barbaranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-32848405875050704432011-08-02T15:21:34.215-07:002011-08-02T15:21:34.215-07:00You poor sweet thing, typing with one hand. Looks ...You poor sweet thing, typing with one hand. Looks like you're gonna miss pitching in the World Serious this year.<br /><br />And yes, I hope it's something easy to fix . . .Charlie Callahanhttp://thefirstbookoftesticles.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-22230618814903289372011-08-02T15:19:43.806-07:002011-08-02T15:19:43.806-07:00I read things wrong all the time, and sometimes th...I read things wrong all the time, and sometimes they're funnier than hell. I should keep track of them for a post.<br /><br />I know you like to send out Jackie Lawson cards—I've gotten a bunch from you—ya think they have a Happy Cleansing Day card?Charlie Callahanhttp://thefirstbookoftesticles.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-27610188219025346152011-08-02T15:12:34.684-07:002011-08-02T15:12:34.684-07:00I'll take you up on that counseling if I need ...I'll take you up on that counseling if I need it, but I don't expect to be traumatized.<br /><br />I'm wondering if what you had to drink was barium. I remember drinking something like 4 bottles of it and I gagged every time. We sent men to the moon 42 years ago, but no one can invent GOOD tasting test liquids. I think it's a conspiracy.Charlie Callahanhttp://thefirstbookoftesticles.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-22260774484061841232011-08-02T15:06:25.779-07:002011-08-02T15:06:25.779-07:00I agree: "fart" in this situation means ...I agree: "fart" in this situation means "explosion."Charlie Callahanhttp://thefirstbookoftesticles.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-32944432604670015962011-08-02T15:04:06.369-07:002011-08-02T15:04:06.369-07:00Luckily, I don't have to go to the hospital—th...Luckily, I don't have to go to the hospital—the doctor has his very own torture chamber. You know about hospitals: once they have you, they don't want to let you go.Charlie Callahanhttp://thefirstbookoftesticles.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-60980826663682955232011-08-02T13:06:46.588-07:002011-08-02T13:06:46.588-07:00Been there, done that myself. A family history of ...Been there, done that myself. A family history of bowel caner means I go every five years whether I need to or not. But the prep is indeed worse than the procedure and I hope they find the bleedin' offender and it's something simple to fix right then and there.Pamela Austmannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-21028836291253510852011-08-02T08:35:00.885-07:002011-08-02T08:35:00.885-07:00Funny how a little comma will change things, I rea...Funny how a little comma will change things, I read: Cleansing my ass (and thought, yeah, you got that right!) when it fact it was: Cleansing, my ass, huh.<br /><br />Have a good cleansing! ;-)Stinkypawnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-28246829466121423132011-08-01T15:29:52.518-07:002011-08-01T15:29:52.518-07:00I totally agree with you, Pat. Forget what the gov...I totally agree with you, Pat. Forget what the government says—I always do—and do what you think is best for YTL.Charlie Callahanhttp://thefirstbookoftesticles.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-85231279492833517772011-08-01T15:26:08.609-07:002011-08-01T15:26:08.609-07:00I'm not nervous, Babe, I just don't like e...I'm not nervous, Babe, I just don't like enemas. I AM nervous about the test results: I'm way low on blood, there's blood in my evacuant, so the doctors are pretty sure I'm leaking down there.Charlie Callahanhttp://thefirstbookoftesticles.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-38388293191021982282011-08-01T15:14:34.117-07:002011-08-01T15:14:34.117-07:00Five years, huh? Wanna switch appointments?Five years, huh? Wanna switch appointments?Charlie Callahanhttp://thefirstbookoftesticles.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-42134819538782812192011-08-01T15:13:27.073-07:002011-08-01T15:13:27.073-07:00Map, lad, ask me again on Thursday afternoon.Map, lad, ask me again on Thursday afternoon.Charlie Callahanhttp://thefirstbookoftesticles.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-19175810809350212252011-08-01T15:12:44.954-07:002011-08-01T15:12:44.954-07:00But I don't WANT a lovely nap! I can lovely na...But I don't WANT a lovely nap! I can lovely nap any time without drinking a gallon of panther pee first.Charlie Callahanhttp://thefirstbookoftesticles.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-2703895994448875712011-08-01T15:08:39.022-07:002011-08-01T15:08:39.022-07:00Yes. It's called hindsight.Yes. It's called hindsight.Charlie Callahanhttp://thefirstbookoftesticles.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-67433063906556616092011-08-01T15:07:44.316-07:002011-08-01T15:07:44.316-07:00Mr. Whipple will always be my hero!Mr. Whipple will <i>always</i> be my hero!Charlie Callahanhttp://thefirstbookoftesticles.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-49578466074795847002011-08-01T15:03:24.618-07:002011-08-01T15:03:24.618-07:00One epic epiphany I could use is how to unload two...One epic epiphany I could use is how to unload two thousand pork bellies at a profit.Charlie Callahanhttp://thefirstbookoftesticles.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-86758221124236173362011-08-01T14:31:43.031-07:002011-08-01T14:31:43.031-07:00Oh...dear. I can't think of a single happy th...Oh...dear. I can't think of a single happy thought to pass on except we're here for you, if you need counseling later. :)<br /><br />I had to drink that stuff once prior to x-ray for gall bladder and possible kidney stones...let's just say there was more fluid than space in me. Not only had the doctor made a horrible error (turns out I'd torn a muscle near my gall bladder, which I TRIED to tell him) but I was squeaky clean and very healthy...if broke.<br /><br />Kim's right....doesn't seem like a good cure for your eyesight. ;)hopenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-37979651049089576992011-08-01T13:46:27.448-07:002011-08-01T13:46:27.448-07:00Ugh! Funny in the movies but in reality not so muc...Ugh! Funny in the movies but in reality not so much. As my dearly departed Dad always said, "Never trust a fart" in this situation. All the best xxMichelle Stroudnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38422444.post-4174910057952609582011-08-01T12:07:26.002-07:002011-08-01T12:07:26.002-07:00I've been reliably informed that the prep is w...I've been reliably informed that the prep is worse than the test. The good news, then, is that by the time you get to hospital the worst will be over!<br />Good luck Charlie!Macynoreply@blogger.com