Save ½ the water and ½ the soap!
Think about it, moms. Why separate the child from his clothes, wash the clothes in one tub, and wash the child in yet another tub? Stupid, isn't it.
Well here's your answer. Just hose the kid down, rub a little soap on him, and hang him on the clothesline to dry! No more expensive electric bills to run the dryer, and no need to spend scarce money on big fluffy bath towels. Best of all, you won't have to fight the little troll to take a bath, which is common among the male of the species.
If you're Catholic or Mormon with an average of 8.6 kids, this tip will save you—and Earth—a BUNDLE.
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